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krissy
Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:15 am


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It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and
 this should help get you started. During a  visit to the mental asylum, a
 visitor asked  the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or
not a patient should be institutionalized."Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask  him or her to empty the
bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucketbecause it's bigger than the spoon or  the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A  normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"



DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO  MINE?
