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OmegaBlade
Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:31 am

for kids
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Teacher: Omega how old were you on your very last birthday?
Omega: 14
Teacher:Then how old will you be on your next birthday?
Omega: 16
Teacher: Thats impossible!
Omega: No teacher, I'm 15 today
                                                                                                 

A man walked into a crowded restaurant and caught the eye of a harried waiter. "You know" he said, "its been 10 years since i came here." "Don't blame me," the waiter snapped, "I'm working as fast as i can."
