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OmegaBlade
Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:51 am

another one
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A young child walked upto her mother and stared at her hair. As the mother scrubbed the dishes the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked, "Why do u have some grey strands in your hair?" The mother pause and looked at her daughter, "Every time u disobey me, i get one strand of grey hair. If u want me to stay pretty, u had beeter obey me." Saying that the mother quickly returned to her task of washing the dishes. The little girl stood there thinking. She cleared her throat again, and sweetly asked, "Mother, why is grandma's hair all grey?"

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
