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BECK
Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:02 am


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A guy walks into a bar. Before he can even order a drink he notices a horse standing in the corner with a big pot of money in front of him. Puzzeled, he asks the bar tendor what is up with that horse. 
"That is a little game actually," states the bar tendor. "You put a dollar in the pot, and whisper anything in the horses ear you want. If you can make that horse laugh, that money is yours!" 
"Oh, is that is?" Asks the man, "that'll be a piece of cake." 
So he walks over, puts a dollar in the pot, and whispers something in the horses ear. For the first time, the horse started laughing hysterically. Satisfied, the man picks up his prize and leaves. 

A year later, the man returns to the bar, only to see the same horse, with a whole new pot full of money in front of him. The man asks the bar tendor, "Hey, is it still the same deal?" 
"Not quite, this time, you have to do something to make the horse cry." 
The man puts in his dollar, and does something that no one can see. A smile appears on the mans face as a whimpering sound comes from the horses mouth. The bar tendor is astonished! "How did you do that?" he asks. 
"Well," replies the man, "The first time I told him I have a bigger penis than he does. And this time, I proved it to him." 

:lol: :lol:
