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Nervous
Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:17 pm


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Alabama/Auburn joke (this is for Ajax):

There was a truck driver who was a devout Alabama football fan.  His truck was completely decorated with big crimson A's.  He hated Auburn so much that anytime he would find himself passing a pedestrian wearing Auburn logos, he would swerve his big 18-wheeler over and run them over.  Laughing all the way.

Well he had been on a hot streak as the Auburn team had done well so far this season (for years you couldn't find an Auburn fan in AL, unless they were actual graduates), and they had broken out their old hats and sweatshirts.  Occasionally one of the tractors they were driving down the highway would break down and they'd be hitting the road for gas.  After a particular productive week of hit and runs, he was driving and saw a little old lady on the side of the road.  He felt sorry for her and as she was wearing her trusty Alabama sweatshirt, he felt it his duty to give her a ride.

It was dark and in the middle of the trip, the truck driver thought he saw a car with an Auburn flag hanging out the back.  He knew up ahead he was sure to encounter his prey.  He was totally at a loss as to how he would pull off his hit and run with the little old lady there as a witness.

AHA!  He decided to pretend to doze off and swerve at the last moment.   He waited until he saw the Auburn guy walking toward the gas station on the side of the road, and at the last second pretended to fall asleep swerving to the right, tires screeching, to hit the unsuspecting redneck.  After they passed and he had heard a thump, he acted as if he were startled back to an alert status.  

Trucker:  "Hey did I just hit that guy?"




Little old lady:  "Nope!  But I got that Auburn bastage with the door!"


J
