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BECK
Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:01 pm


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DO YOU LIKE TO SCREW? 
The father was very anxious to marry off his only daughter so he wanted to impress her date. "Do you like to screw?" he asked. 
"Huh?!" replied the surprised date. 
"My daughter, she loves to screw and she's good at it. You and her should go screw," explained the father. 
Now very interested the boy replied, "Yes, sir!!!" 

Minutes later the girl came down the stairs, kissed her father goodbye and the couple left. After only a few minutes she reappeared, furious, dress torn, hair a mess and screamed, "Dammit, Daddy, it's the TWIST, get it right!" 

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There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it. 

The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much." 

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much." 

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much." 

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.
