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StEVoNuB420
Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:13 pm

Drunk ass
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An extremely drunk man stands up to leave a bar and falls flat on his face. 

"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," the man mutters as he crawls outside.

He tries to stand up again,but falls face-first into the mud.
"Ah,screw it,"the drunk moans."I'll just crawl home"

The next morning his wife finds him asleep on their doorstep.
"You went out drinking last night didn't you?" She says

"Uh,yeah"he says. "How'd you guess?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
