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BECK
Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:18 am


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Made - I actually have that SAT test as an HTML form on my joke page - I used to get responses from it everyday - you should see the shit people put as their essay answer (these are REAL submissions):

-BECK
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ESSAY: Yo mamma. 
NAME: Jigga 

ESSAY: da man iz dat bitch azz trick over dere 
NAME: smoke 

ESSAY: I AM! da woman. 
NAME: MegAy 

ESSAY: i beez da man yo. datz wat da honies be sayin yo. 
NAME: diznog 

ESSAY: i da shiiittttt 
NAME: hhhheeeellll nnnoooooo 

ESSAY: I be's da man 
NAME: Big Papa Dan 

ESSAY: my man shawn is the man because he's the shit 
NAME: erinss20 

ESSAY: well joe always says hes da man, so i guess joe is da man 
NAME: chelle 

ESSAY: i don' no maff 
NAME: cheezeburger 

ESSAY: man x be da man 
NAME: T-Hop 

ESSAY: The White Man RAHOWA! 
NAME: Amy Behrens 

ESSAY: ME IS THE MAIN MAN LOOKIN FOR POONANI IN DA HOOD WITH ME BITCHES 
NAME: DA BIATCH 

ESSAY: MEEZ THE MAN.BIG UP 2 ALL THE POONANI WAITIN FOR THE BEAST WHICH IS BETWEEN MEEZ LEGS. 
NAME: DA BIATCH 

ESSAY: i is da moff fuckin man 
NAME: gmoney 

ESSAY: i am da WO man 
NAME: ashley 

ESSAY: mo fo IRS taxin ma mo fo pay check, dis nigga ain't got no dough fo heez chronic 
NAME: yo mamma sucks deez nutz 

ESSAY: Zee man be anyz buddy thatz tighter than shit squeezed out ass in da morning 
NAME: bideo1 

ESSAY: hey yo mo fo! i am da man. ya thaz rite i am da man, i am the mo fo man! 
NAME: Moment 

ESSAY: 2 pacdizy,Snoop, DR.D, be t he shits 
NAME: DDCM 

ESSAY: Me da man cuz all u mafucrs r shitzin me cuz i capped ya az and YO MAMMA 
NAME: Mr. Floppy 

ESSAY: dam pig az donut eatr 
NAME: mike 

ESSAY: BOB MARLEY 
NAME: SEVEN 

ESSAY: Sum sarry' ass mo fo comin' up in mah face tryin' to tek all mah G's, keys and liberties away know wha 'm sayin'? 
NAME: Da G-Dawg, site 

ESSAY: Waaaaaazzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaappppp!!!!!! You d' man mutha f@#%a! 
NAME: Da Man 

ESSAY: you are asshole 
NAME: time up 

ESSAY: he is I and I am him, slim wit da tilted brim 
NAME: fred 

ESSAY: Da man beez the po-lice but as NWA saz f*ck tha Police 
NAME: Baptista 

ESSAY: i wooda afta say da prezedent a da unided stats cause he gets all them intern wemenz.
NAME: Drunken Turkey

ESSAY: Da man ish dem fools who be like all up in da busnes not tryin to let a gyrl get her smok on all harrassin folkz and shi.
NAME: ***$Katie$***

ESSAY: u do man bucause u thought of the test.
NAME: marshal




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And a funny image for the day:
http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/8527/bbird2cl.png
