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Nort
Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:27 pm

Joke of the day thread
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We need to get this thread going again - it was my favorite read!


A girl asked her boyfriend, "what do you want for your birthday?"
"i want a watch," he replied
That night she found another girl and let him





Did you hear abou tthe guy who was found not guilty for masturbating in public?
The lucky bastard got off twice


"I think my wife is selling drugs," a man remarked to his friend. "Yesterday I was running a little bit late for work when the phone range.  I answered it, but before i could say anything a male voice on the line said, "Hey, honey, is that dope gone yet?"


An old man looking for oral sex approached his wife with a honry invitation: "How would you like to put your teeth around my manhood tonight?"
Hiw wife nodded willingly, removed her dentures and said, "Do whatever you like want with them; just don't wake me."
