[00:08] <IoW> HYPE: yo
[00:08] The Earl of Roastburry: yo
[00:09] <IoW> HYPE: im about to skin a big head and get high
[00:09] <IoW> HYPE: do you wanna play after?
[00:09] The Earl of Roastburry: Sure.
[00:09] The Earl of Roastburry: Might be eating then, But I'll still get on.
[00:11] <IoW> HYPE: okay
[00:11] <IoW> HYPE: well ill let you know
[00:11] <IoW> HYPE: i always do
[00:11] The Earl of Roastburry: ja
[01:07] <IoW> HYPE: YO
[01:08] The Earl of Roastburry: !
[01:08] <IoW> HYPE: wog wizzy my nizzy?
[01:08] <IoW> HYPE: So
[01:08] <IoW> HYPE: I'll rolled a big head
[01:08] <IoW> HYPE: of my guys new shit
[01:08] <IoW> HYPE: i get to try the new shit for free
[01:08] <IoW> HYPE: it looked weak
[01:08] <IoW> HYPE: so yeah rolled a big head
[01:08] <IoW> HYPE: Now i'm like really stoned
[01:08] <IoW> HYPE: :/
[01:08] <IoW> HYPE: Play?
[01:08] The Earl of Roastburry: ye
[01:08] <IoW> HYPE: or are you eating?
[01:09] The Earl of Roastburry: I might go afk for short periods after respawning tho
[01:09] <IoW> HYPE: meet you iow bro
[01:09] <IoW> HYPE: Spawn kills
[01:09] The Earl of Roastburry: taking that time to IM the chick
[01:09] <IoW> HYPE: oh yeah
[01:09] <IoW> HYPE: It getting hot?
[01:09] <IoW> HYPE: *PLAYA*
[01:10] The Earl of Roastburry: lukewarm maybe?
[01:10] The Earl of Roastburry: better that ice cold previously
[01:10] <IoW> HYPE: LOL
[01:10] <IoW> HYPE: As i said
[01:10] <IoW> HYPE: *PLAYA*
[01:11] The Earl of Roastburry: lol
[01:11] The Earl of Roastburry: aight, getting on
[01:11] <This user is now playing Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory>
[01:11] <IoW> HYPE: im on
[02:39] <IoW> HYPE: Y U BE GAY 4?
[02:39] The Earl of Roastburry: mean to type /team s
[02:39] The Earl of Roastburry: typed /quit
[02:39] The Earl of Roastburry: back in game tho
[02:40] <IoW> HYPE: LOL
[02:57] <IoW> HYPE: life is begining to bore me
[02:57] <IoW> HYPE: and that chick dissapeared
[02:58] The Earl of Roastburry: doing meth /making money for meth via bj's probably
[02:59] <IoW> HYPE: id by her meth for bl's
[02:59] <IoW> HYPE: damn meth heads :<
[03:01] The Earl of Roastburry: get her off meth, by telling her how to manufacture some krokodil in the kitchen.
[03:02] <IoW> HYPE: lol
[03:04] <IoW> HYPE: sounds like a plan
[03:04] The Earl of Roastburry: lol
[03:04] The Earl of Roastburry: that shit is good
[03:04] The Earl of Roastburry: until it starts eating away at your flesh that is...
[03:05] <IoW> HYPE: it will be alright
[03:05] <IoW> HYPE: minor flesh wounds
[03:05] The Earl of Roastburry: We need it in america to replace the crack problem with. that would be funny to see.
[03:05] <IoW> HYPE: yeah
[03:06] <IoW> HYPE: id pay to watch that movie
[03:06] <IoW> HYPE: I think your on to something here
[03:06] The Earl of Roastburry: all the crack dealers would be pissed that their coustomers are dying off though....
[03:07] <IoW> HYPE: they would advanceand sell the chem to makekrol
[03:07] <IoW> HYPE: krol*
[03:07] The Earl of Roastburry: no need, you can buy all the shit off the shelf at a store basically. It's the russian equivilant of meth, but in a oh so delicious opate flavor.
[03:08] <IoW> HYPE: lol
[03:08] <IoW> HYPE: you seem to know al;l about it
[03:08] <This user stopped playing Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory>
[03:09] The Earl of Roastburry: I found out about it a few years back, the pictures of users looked awesome, so I just had to find out more.
[03:10] <IoW> HYPE: really?
[03:11] The Earl of Roastburry: I never looked far enough for the actual recipe, but I heard it was simple enough where people would rather make it themselves than buy premade heroin.
[03:14] <IoW> HYPE: shit man
[03:29] <IoW> HYPE: let me lick you up and down
[03:29] <IoW> HYPE: ooooooooooh let me play with your body baby
[03:29] <IoW> HYPE: till you say stop
[03:29] The Earl of Roastburry: !play boylover
[03:29] <IoW> HYPE: are you wet for me now?
[03:30] The Earl of Roastburry: no, but I just took a dump. that turn you on?
[03:30] <IoW> HYPE: so very much
[03:32] <IoW> HYPE: so
[03:32] <IoW> HYPE: i commented on this pic on fb of this girl she tagged it how do i look
[03:32] <IoW> HYPE: and i said
[03:33] <IoW> HYPE: big nose elf ears frog eyes big chin board shoulders no tits stupid loop earrings fat 2/10 would not bang
[03:33] <IoW> HYPE: now people are giving me shit on inbox
[03:33] The Earl of Roastburry: rofl
[03:33] <IoW> HYPE: wth
[03:34] <IoW> HYPE: i was being honest
[03:34] The Earl of Roastburry: I'd be giving you shit, mostly because I can't see how no tits & fat can go together. Yes they'd be fat and gross, but they exist.
[03:34] <IoW> HYPE: she has a fat belly and no tits
[03:34] <IoW> HYPE: not fat anywhere else
[03:34] <IoW> HYPE: not pregnant
[03:34] <IoW> HYPE: this girl is broken bro
[03:34] The Earl of Roastburry: eww, bitch witha beer gut
[03:35] <IoW> HYPE: yh man
[03:35] <IoW> HYPE: death threats
[03:35] <IoW> HYPE: u dik y u sayin shit bout ma gf
[03:36] <IoW> HYPE: excuse me
[03:36] <IoW> HYPE: m8 i wudnt gte cheky id bng u out
[03:36] <IoW> HYPE: you want to bang me?
[03:36] <IoW> HYPE: Are you gay?
[03:36] <IoW> HYPE: luk m8 i wil fuk u up
[03:37] <IoW> HYPE: Okay im not even sure you speaking english
[03:37] <IoW> HYPE: but I'm not gay sorry
[03:37] The Earl of Roastburry: goddamn, the broken english hurts.
[03:37] <IoW> HYPE: not heard off him since
[03:37] The Earl of Roastburry: lol
[03:38] <IoW> HYPE: LOL
[03:38] <IoW> HYPE: Her dad inboxed me
[03:38] <IoW> HYPE: lololol
[03:38] The Earl of Roastburry: ROFL
[03:38] <IoW> HYPE: I might be in deep shit
[03:38] The Earl of Roastburry: it's facebook
[03:38] <IoW> HYPE: LOL
[03:38] The Earl of Roastburry: she asked for opinons on her looks
[03:38] The Earl of Roastburry: you provided
[03:38] <IoW> HYPE: this is epic
[03:38] The Earl of Roastburry: deal bitch
[03:39] <IoW> HYPE: Dear Callum, I understand you have said hurtful things to my daughter can you please not do this again because she is really upset
[03:39] <IoW> HYPE: LOLOL
[03:39] The Earl of Roastburry: loooooooooooooooooooooool
[03:39] <IoW> HYPE: I want her dad tbh
[03:39] <IoW> HYPE: He is awesome
[03:40] The Earl of Roastburry: he's awesome, just the daugher is a trainwreck. gotcha
[03:40] <IoW> HYPE: he's not ugly
[03:40] <IoW> HYPE: just seems simple
[03:40] <IoW> HYPE: i would own his car by now
[03:41] <IoW> HYPE: would of made a dodgy deal
[03:41] <IoW> HYPE: i'll reply
[03:41] The Earl of Roastburry: ahahah
[03:41] <IoW> HYPE: ill stop if you give me your car
[03:41] <IoW> HYPE: see what happens
[03:41] The Earl of Roastburry: make sure you ask for it with a full tank of gas.
[03:41] <IoW> HYPE: and the paperwork
[03:41] <IoW> HYPE: pay my insurance
[03:41] <IoW> HYPE:
[03:41] The Earl of Roastburry:
[03:43] <IoW> HYPE: so
[03:43] <IoW> HYPE: facebook again
[03:43] <IoW> HYPE: this girl is claim my best friend raped her
[03:43] <IoW> HYPE: now
[03:43] <IoW> HYPE: if it was just a good friend
[03:43] <IoW> HYPE: i would fight his case
[03:44] <IoW> HYPE: But because it's my best friend
[03:44] <IoW> HYPE: I put
[03:44] <IoW> HYPE: He has spoke about it for months now but he never refered to it as rape, he used the term ' a cuddle with a struggle'
[03:45] The Earl of Roastburry: ...........................................
[03:45] The Earl of Roastburry: rofl
[03:45] The Earl of Roastburry: absolutely amazing term
[03:45] <IoW> HYPE: I think he might get the coppers at the door
[03:45] The Earl of Roastburry: I may have to steal it
[03:45] <IoW> HYPE: you can have it
[03:45] <IoW> HYPE: it's mine
[03:45] <IoW> HYPE: it came to me 1 morning
[03:45] <IoW> HYPE: and everyone loved it
[03:46] The Earl of Roastburry: It just rolls off of the tounge so smoothly
[03:46] <IoW> HYPE: Shit
[03:46] <IoW> HYPE: 32 people like my comment
[03:47] <IoW> HYPE: and now more people are jumping on her bandwagon
[03:47] <IoW> HYPE: I think i may of lable my best friend a rapist
[03:47] The Earl of Roastburry: :O
[03:47] <IoW> HYPE: It'll be alright
[03:49] <IoW> HYPE: my bezzy friend is best pleased with me
[03:49] <IoW> HYPE: cant think why
[03:49] <IoW> HYPE: :/
[03:49] <IoW> HYPE: that is my life at 3:50am
[03:49] <IoW> HYPE: Lable people as rapists
[03:49] <IoW> HYPE: I think i should go to bed
[03:50] The Earl of Roastburry: lol
[03:50] The Earl of Roastburry: go elsewhere besides facebook and call people rapists then
[03:51] <IoW> HYPE: elsewhere besides fb?
[03:51] <IoW> HYPE: facebook is the internet bro
[03:51] <IoW> HYPE: god
[03:51] The Earl of Roastburry: lol
[03:51] <IoW> HYPE: learn something dumbass
[03:51] <IoW> HYPE: elsewhere
[03:51] <IoW> HYPE: idiot
[03:51] <IoW> HYPE:
[03:51] The Earl of Roastburry: facebook is the toilet of the internet, where all of the reposted shit ends up.
[03:52] The Earl of Roastburry: I keep seeing the same shit there that I saw months earlier
[03:52] The Earl of Roastburry: sometimes years >_>
[03:52] <IoW> HYPE: ikr
[03:53] <IoW> HYPE: LOL
[03:53] <IoW> HYPE: My best friends dad said
[03:53] <IoW> HYPE: I always thought you would become a rapist, but i thought you would aim higher
[03:53] <IoW> HYPE: LOLTOFUCK
[03:53] <IoW> HYPE: I think im dying
[03:53] <IoW> HYPE: why is he up at 4am
[03:54] <IoW> HYPE: hes at work
[03:54] <IoW> HYPE: LOL
[03:54] <IoW> HYPE: BUT LOLOLOL
[03:54] <IoW> HYPE: I am gonna call him after his shift
[03:54] The Earl of Roastburry: rofl
[03:54] The Earl of Roastburry: this shit is fucking internet gold
[03:55] <IoW> HYPE: IKR
[03:55] <IoW> HYPE: why i <3 fb
[03:57] <IoW> HYPE: do you fancy stop thinking with your dick and drop the chick and play for a bit?
[03:57] <IoW> HYPE: You have to agree to that
[03:57] <IoW> HYPE: It rhymed an everything
[03:58] The Earl of Roastburry: can't overpower the dick though process at this point. It's too strong after years long intermission.
[03:59] <IoW> HYPE: Come on man
[03:59] <IoW> HYPE: IT RHYMED
[03:59] <IoW> HYPE: I COULD OF SOLD THAT AS SONG LYRICS
[03:59] <IoW> HYPE: BUT NO I USED IT ON YOU
[03:59] <IoW> HYPE: YOU SHOULD FEEL SPECIAL!!!!!!
[04:00] The Earl of Roastburry: special? you mean one of those kids who needs a zookeeper/handler at school?
[04:00] <IoW> HYPE: Take it however you like
[04:00] <IoW> HYPE: atleast come sit server
[04:00] <IoW> HYPE: never mind
[04:01] <IoW> HYPE: he's *going to have sex with his wife* (fap)
[04:01] The Earl of Roastburry: lol what?
[04:02] <IoW> HYPE: sir sux
[04:02] The Earl of Roastburry: lol
[04:02] <IoW> HYPE: the fap artist
[04:02] The Earl of Roastburry: I told him about camwhores as well
[04:02] <IoW> HYPE: and before you say anything
[04:02] <IoW> HYPE: yes it is an art
[04:02] The Earl of Roastburry: well yeah, you just have to know where to aim
[04:03] <IoW> HYPE: i am for my mouth
[04:04] <IoW> HYPE: i get my eyes sometimes
[04:04] <IoW> HYPE: I Like The Pain.
[04:04] <IoW> HYPE: I should put that on fb
[04:04] <IoW> HYPE: lmao
[04:04] The Earl of Roastburry: lol
[04:04] The Earl of Roastburry: beautiful words there
[04:05] <IoW> HYPE: so poetic
[04:05] <IoW> HYPE: and rapey :}
[04:05] <IoW> HYPE: :} <--- The rape smile
[04:05] <IoW> HYPE: the thing on his lip
[04:05] <IoW> HYPE: is jizz
[04:05] The Earl of Roastburry: lol
[04:05] The Earl of Roastburry: it's dripping
[04:06] <IoW> HYPE: ya
[04:06] <IoW> HYPE: great minds think alike
[04:07] <IoW> HYPE: I must be the 3rd brother
[04:07] <IoW> HYPE: V2 will be pleased
[04:07] The Earl of Roastburry: brotha from anotha motha
[04:08] <IoW> HYPE: bro from a nuva hoe
[04:08] <IoW> HYPE: nigga from anigga nigga
[04:08] <IoW> HYPE: Epic Win.
[04:09] <IoW> HYPE: oh
[04:09] <IoW> HYPE: just so you know
[04:09] <IoW> HYPE: I'm posting this chat on the forums
[04:09] <IoW> HYPE: it deserves to be shared
[04:09] <IoW> HYPE:
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