This is where we can put all the funny quotes we see from people.

I'll start with this one from Denis Miller, I saw it on some other forum and thought it was funny.

"Do you realize that in the state of Vermont now, they have equipped wilderness campsites with wireless Internet access. It's a great idea, because this way, if I do go camping, and I decide to take a hike, and I come across a form of plant life that I don't recognize, I can immediately run back to the camp site, log on to the Internet, and begin masturbating furiously to pornography."

"I ain't queer." - Brokeback Mountain

"I truly believe that Michael [Jackson] made me a better point guard and basketball player..."
-Magic Johnson

sum1else out.